Perfect Mayhem

I find myself interesting. Hey, its a little vain but at least now you know I am a fan of being upfront. I'm not the fastest or the loudest, I don't have perfect skin or the nicest car, I wasn't planned but rather a love child, I wasn't a band geek I was a choir nerd. My Grandfather was an Austrian born Jew and my Grandmother a Buddhist Korean. My mother is a mental wreck and my Father is unemployed with a serious case of OCD. I have an obsession for cats of all kinds. I listen to music made way before I was even born, and I am paranoid of being in the dark. I value myself as a decent person; I volunteer in excessive amounts, but on the contrary I say things so crude and sometimes repulsive to the point where it should be illegal.

 I'm a pessimist not optimist, I hate to tell ya but the glass is half EMPTY, always was. So if you still wish to read of my chronicles of mayhem then precede.....You may even find them as interesting as I do.